My Amazing Trousers by James

My amazing trousers taste like cheesy cheese

My amazing trousers look like a butter sausage

My amazing trousers feel like a space cow eating cheesy cheese riding a butter sausage

My amazing trousers sound like a salmon wrestling a dinosaur eating fermented wellies

My amazing trousers smell like an electric urchin chewing scissors on a cliff

My amazing trousers can teleport, change the future and shape shift.

My amazing trousers.

 

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