My Amazing Trousers by Sol
My amazing trousers are made of macaroni cheese
They are soft and silky, put on with ease
My amazing trousers are spat on by llamas
And are just as cosy as fluffy pyjamas.
I feed the homeless and feed the poor
and if they ask, I’ll give them more,
I’ll come round town, breakfast, lunch and dinner,
to make every human feel like a winner.